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No you don't.
I think it looks nice on you!

:)

Thanks Sook, you’re a sweetheart~

I hope Sam doesn’t mind I’m taking a day off.

sookiestackhouse—:

He should get more waitresses while I’m gone, though.

-sigh-

Well I guess I’ll…try and manage without another waitress.

You have fun and take care of yourself though, wherever you’re goin’.

Dont you look delicious in that Santa hat.

uhhh well…thanks Lafayette.

Note to self: Start decorating Merlotte’s tomorrow.

sookiestackhouse—:

sam-merlotte:

Wreaths and ribbons and uhh…lights and stuff like that.

Bring some Christmas spirit to the place and such.

I’ll help. :)

That’d be great, Sookie, thanks. :D

Note to self: Start decorating Merlotte’s tomorrow.

hadleyhale-:

sam-merlotte:

hadleyhale-:

sam-merlotte:

hadleyhale-:

sam-merlotte:

Wreaths and ribbons and uhh…lights and stuff like that.

Bring some Christmas spirit to the place and such.

 wow, you seem so enthused about decorating

Well I guess I’d be more excited if the place was as active as it used to be.

Hell I only got one waitress now that Sook is back. And Arlene just disappeared and damn.

 Did you even like having Arlene around? She was fucking psychotic.

Hey now…she wasn’t all…that…okay well she’s always been a bit crazy, sure. And then she just completely lost it and went off somewhere so maybe it’s a good thing she ain’t come back yet…good point there.

 Yeah, you can’t really argue against that, Sam. Do you not remember when her clit raped everyone

….wait WHAT? What the…hell…

I honest to God have no idea what you’re talking about.

Note to self: Start decorating Merlotte’s tomorrow.

hadleyhale-:

sam-merlotte:

hadleyhale-:

sam-merlotte:

Wreaths and ribbons and uhh…lights and stuff like that.

Bring some Christmas spirit to the place and such.

 wow, you seem so enthused about decorating

Well I guess I’d be more excited if the place was as active as it used to be.

Hell I only got one waitress now that Sook is back. And Arlene just disappeared and damn.

 Did you even like having Arlene around? She was fucking psychotic.

Hey now…she wasn’t all…that…okay well she’s always been a bit crazy, sure. And then she just completely lost it and went off somewhere so maybe it’s a good thing she ain’t come back yet…good point there.

Note to self: Start decorating Merlotte’s tomorrow.

hadleyhale-:

sam-merlotte:

Wreaths and ribbons and uhh…lights and stuff like that.

Bring some Christmas spirit to the place and such.

 wow, you seem so enthused about decorating

Well I guess I’d be more excited if the place was as active as it used to be.

Hell I only got one waitress now that Sook is back. And Arlene just disappeared and damn.

Note to self: Start decorating Merlotte’s tomorrow.

Wreaths and ribbons and uhh…lights and stuff like that.

Bring some Christmas spirit to the place and such.

alcide-herveaux said: Psst, doggy litter.

alcide-herveaux:

sookiestackhouse—:

You’re not funny, Alcide.

 I wasn’t even tryin’ to.

/shrug

You’re hilarious, Were.

Why don’t you go and take care of your pups, huh? Instead of crackin’ jokes and droolin’ over my brother’s wife.

I can’t figure out what to get Tommy for Christmas.

sookiestackhouse—:

sam-merlotte:

sookiestackhouse—:

A chew toy.

Sam. Be nice.

Heh. Sorry Sook, it was just too good to pass up.